SOAKED + SCORED
From resort splash to shipboard screams and island drops, we’re out here doing the very serious work of testing all of the Disney waterslides and rating as we go. Here are the ones worth the plunge!
1
Disney Adventure- Red Slide
With the first-ever perfect score, this one will be hard to beat. It was a bit of a surprise, especially with two slides on the Disney Adventure and Slide Yellow usually stealing the spotlight. This one did not earn extra cool-factor points for see-through panels like the yellow did, but it more than made up for it by being the smoothest, fastest, and one of the longest slides we’ve scored yet. It may be brand new, which certainly helps, but this slide surprised us in all the best ways.
SPEED: 2 WATER TEMP: 2 LANDING: 2 SMOOTHNESS: 2 LENGTH: 2
TOTAL: PERFECT 10
Animal Kingdom
SPEED:
WATER TEMP:
LANDING:
SMOOTHNESS:
LENGTH:
1.5
2
2
1.5
1.5
TOTAL SCORE: 8.5
Disneyland Hotel
Monorail Red
SPEED:
WATER TEMP:
LANDING:
SMOOTHNESS:
LENGTH:
2
2
1.75
1.75
2
TOTAL SCORE: 9.5
3
2
Disney Adventure
Yellow Slide
SPEED:
WATER TEMP:
LANDING:
SMOOTHNESS:
LENGTH:
BONUS: CLEAR PORTAL
.25
2
2
2
2
0.25
TOTAL SCORE: 8.5
4
Disney Destiney
SPEED:
WATER TEMP:
LANDING:
SMOOTHNESS:
LENGTH:
1.5
2
1.75
1.75
1
TOTAL SCORE: 8
5
Didn't make the top 5, but there's never a bad slide!
Bay Lake Tower
SPEED:
WATER TEMP:
LANDING:
SMOOTHNESS:
LENGTH:
1.5
.5
1.5
0
1.5
TOTAL SCORE: 5
Vero Beach
SPEED:
WATER TEMP:
LANDING:
SMOOTHNESS:
LENGTH:
1.75
1
1.5
1
2
TOTAL SCORE: 7.25
Castaway Cay
SPEED:
WATER TEMP:
LANDING:
SMOOTHNESS:
LENGTH:
2
0
.5
1.5
1.5
TOTAL SCORE: 5.5
Disney Fantasy
SPEED:
WATER TEMP:
LANDING:
SMOOTHNESS:
LENGTH:
1.5
1
2
1.75
1
TOTAL SCORE: 7.25
Coronado Springs
SPEED:
WATER TEMP:
LANDING:
SMOOTHNESS:
LENGTH:
1.5
2
1.5
1
1.5
TOTAL SCORE: 7.5
Port Orleans
French Quarter
SPEED:
WATER TEMP:
LANDING:
SMOOTHNESS:
LENGTH:
BONUS: Its a DRAGON!
1
1.5
1.5
1
.5
.5
TOTAL SCORE: 6
Grand Floridian
SPEED:
WATER TEMP:
LANDING:
SMOOTHNESS:
LENGTH:
2
.5
.5
1
1.5
TOTAL SCORE: 5.5
Wilderness Lodge
SPEED:
WATER TEMP:
LANDING:
SMOOTHNESS:
LENGTH:
1.5
1
1.5
1.75
.5
TOTAL SCORE: 6.25
Boardwalk Inn
SPEED:
WATER TEMP:
LANDING:
SMOOTHNESS:
LENGTH:
1
1.5
1.5
1
1.5
TOTAL SCORE: 6.5
Old Key West
SPEED:
WATER TEMP:
LANDING:
SMOOTHNESS:
LENGTH:
1.5
1.5
1.5
1.5
2
TOTAL SCORE: 8
***
SPEED:
WATER TEMP:
LANDING:
SMOOTHNESS:
LENGTH:
2
2
2
2
2
TOTAL SCORE: 10
***
SPEED:
WATER TEMP:
LANDING:
SMOOTHNESS:
LENGTH:
2
2
2
2
2
TOTAL SCORE: 10
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